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fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

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Katy Perry auctions her BOOBS off for charity!

Time to go break open my piggy bank.

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fuckyeahmalarky:

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dmnq8:

Cool bed ideas for small spaces.

yes please

WANT. All of them!

OMG

that third one down. replace the sprawl area with yet another bed and i’d be happy. three full size beds in one little bunky area. yes please.

The Wife and I were talking about doing just the same. Prolly never gonna happen though

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later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wait. 

you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?

that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?

fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do

They fly around and fuck shit up

Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country

Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 

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"Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

The Dark Knight (2008) dir. Christopher Nolan

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mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

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brianashanee:

Everything we were taught about aging is all in our minds. Eternal youth.

Amen

I fucking love this post.

I want to be this awesome when I’m old!

This is so awesome!

New favorite post

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brianbuster:

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Green ranger’s been watching Lucha Libre, I see.

Yo, that’s hella dope.

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